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I’ve loved you from the first time I saw you.
I think I was 12.
It took me 3 years to pluck up the courage to speak to you,
And I was so scared
You know,
Loving a girl,
But I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch to make it feel normal.
I screw guys to make it go away but it didn’t work.
When we got together it scared the shit out of me,
Because you were the one person who could ruin my life.
I pushed you away and made you think things were your fault,
But really I was just terrified of pain.
I screwed that girl Soffia to kind of spite you for having that hold of me,
And I’m a total fucking coward because….. these,
These tickets for us to go 3 months ago.
But I couldn’t stand….
I didn’t want to be a slave to the way I feel about you.
Can you understand?
You were trying to punish me back and it’s horrible…
It’s so horrible because really,
I’d die for you.
I love you.
I love you so much it’s killing me.
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- Naomi Campbell from Skins (via georgedelesbianjesus)
Benefits of dating me
- You look more attractive by comparison when I stand next to you.
(Source: ayeemai)
3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
